Imaginary Program Plays

[ClintPeabanger]

Fellas,
I have been crafting and perfecting an imaginary MLB total program for years and years and am finally in a position to unveil my programs top plays for you all to enjoy!
This intricate program is rooted in mathematics, but also utilizes elements of black magic, yoga, astrology, meteorology, rock-paper-scissors, and random karate moves.
Bottom line....it's complicated.
Anyhoo, I am very excited to share these top tier plays with everyone at the RX.

Sunday Plays
MLB: Orioles/Angels OVER 8.5 1.15 tw 1
A's TT Over 3.5 1.25 tw 1
Rangers Over 3.5 1.3 tw 1


Incubus,
I would request to enlist your assistance in tracking these program plays, but I know you are extremely busy with both of your thumbs shoved in a 12 year old Taiwanese hooker's ass....so I understand if you're tied up.

BOL All!

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[Iamthegreatcornholio]

Lmmfao

 

[varkeyboy]

Lmfao! Hilarious. Good luck w/ the imaginary program.

 

[Habsburger]

Questions:

1 Will you be referring to yourself in the third person and generally create an air of self importance and pomposity?
2 Will you reset the record numerous times as soon as your imaginary program starts tanking?
3 Will you be changing your user name a few times and maybe hop around from one forum to the next if people are not gullible enough?
4 Will you run to the mods often to cry about critical voices in said thread?
5 Will you bump your own stuff on winning days and create lots os sub threads for attention?

Thaaaanks. Thankyou)(&

 

[StevieRay]

Rock Paper Scissors. Haha

and this gets sent to rubber room

go figure

 

[ClintPeabanger]

Mods - why is my MLB thread in the Rubber Room?
I am planning on using this thread to post all of my program plays for the rest of the season.
I really don't want to start multiple threads.
Other posters have program threads in the MLB forum. Why can I not do the same? Maybe it's because I'm black. RX Mods won't let African Americans post in the MLB forum? Newsflash Mods: It's 2016....your racist thread moving techniques will not keep this brother down. I will not sit in the back of your bus. Just because I'm not a white, middle aged man, referring to myself as some sort of angry bird....that doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to post my MLB thread in the MLB forum!
This is ridiculous. . . .

Anyhoo....
3-0 start to the complex program plays +3.0 units
I believe that's 100%, but I am no mathematician.
Just a black man trying to make a dollar out of a dime and a nickel.

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[eventhorizon]

A program that has elements of YOGA and Karate moves...Sounds good. I'm listeningw-thumbs!^

 

[ClintPeabanger]

IPP DAY 2:

Cleveland/CWS OVER 9 (-125) G1 Clevinger vs. Latos
1.25 tw 1.0
Rockies TT OVER 3.5 (-150) Lyles vs. Vogelsong
1.50 tw 1.0

Power to da people! Black Threads Matter!

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[ClintPeabanger]

Black Threads Matter
Monday Additions:
Cubs Over 3.5 -140 .7 tw .5
Angels/Rangers OVER 9.5 1.1 tw 1.0

BOL,

Mean Turkey

 

[Habsburger]

Mods are protecting that douchebag. They put me on post review for it. This thread is doing away better than the original one. This forum blows.

 

[boss415]

Best computer subsets, best of stat fox plays, we need Stevie Ray's kids puter plays with drawings to complete this current best play subset